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One fine afternoon a gentleman was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy
sitting in front of the local candy shop.
As he approached, he realized it was his neighbor's kid - Little Johnny.
The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice:
"You know, Johnny, it's not healthy to eat all that candy."
Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts "You know, my grampa lived to be 96 years old."
"Oh," the man replied, "did he eat lots of candy?"
"Nope," retorted Little Johnny, "he minded his own business!"
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I have a story about a huge grey animal with big ears, but it's irrelephant.
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I will be free, even to the uttermost, as I please, in words.
--William Shakespeare The Taming of the Shrew.
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“Still she haunts me, phantomwise,
Alice moving under skies
Never seen by waking eyes.”
― Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There
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