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Why was the library so tall?
It had lots of stories!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a woodworm!
Really? What a boring life you have!
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Why was the millipede late?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby sister!
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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a car?
He kept it in a barking lot!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?
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“He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.”
― Patricia Briggs, River Marked
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The Mad Hatter: “Would you like some wine?”
Alice: “Yes…”
The Mad Hatter: “We haven’t any and you’re too young.”
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