Jokes and stuff

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“Ring the bells that still can ring 

Forget your perfect offering 

There is a crack in everything 

That's how the light gets in.” 

Leonard Cohen

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(😊) - New Cop

The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue. "Can I see your license and registration, bub?", the cop inquired. 

"But officer," the fellow started, "I can explain..." 

"Shut yer trap, bub!" snapped the officer. "You're going downtown and sit a while till the sarge gets back." 

"But, officer, I think you really should know..." 

"And I said to shut yer trap! You're going to jail!" 

A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the sarge is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." 

"Don't count on it," shot back the guy in the cell. "I'm the groom."

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Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

So as not to wake the sleeping pills.

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“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”   

Plato

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