Jokes and stuff

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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The difference between a champ and a chump is "u" .....

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Never believe generalizations.

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“You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta” 

― Charlaine Harris

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"Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read."

[As quoted in Literary Censorship in England (in Current Opinion, Vol. 55, No. 5, November 1913)]" 

— George Bernard Shaw

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“This royal throne of kings, this sceptered isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands,--This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.” 

― William Shakespeare, Richard II

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"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it." 

— Robert Frost

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The difference between a champ and a chump is "u" .....

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Never believe generalizations.

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“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read”

 Mark Twain  (American Humorist, Writer and Lecturer. 1835-1910)

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