Sunday, March 8, 2020

Jokes of the day

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Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

To the mewseum.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats!

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Why do cats make terrible story tellers?

They only have one tail

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What is the best thing to take into the desert?

A thirst aid kit

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Where do Batman, Wonder Woman, and the Green Lantern go grocery shopping?

At the supermarket.

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"Why do you think Beauty picked the Beast? It was the library." 

— Chelsea M. Cameron


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