Jokes of the day

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What does Mr. Potato Head call his little children?

Tater tots

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Why didn't the salami want to leave the casino?

Because he was on a roll.

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"Doctor Who: You want weapons? We're in a library. Books are the best weapon in the world. This room's the greatest arsenal we could have. Arm yourself!
(from Tooth and Claw in Season 2)" 


— Russell T. Davies

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