Jokes of the day

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( ^_^) - Bank Teller


I handed the teller at my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00

I said "May I have large bills, please".

She looked at me and said

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, all the bills are the same size."

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Sally is so poor at geometry; She thinks a polygon is a missing parrot!

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What did the acorn say when he grew up?

Geometry. (Gee, I'm a tree.)

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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.

Ovid

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"I like libraries. It makes me feel comfortable and secure to have walls of words, beautiful and wise, all around me. I always feel better when I can see that there is something to hold back the shadows."

— Roger Zelazny

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If you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

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