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Some little known laws:

"Main's Law"

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

"Law of Drunkenness"

You can't fall off the floor.

"Law of Cybernetic Entomology"

There is always one more bug.

"Conway's Law"

In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person will be fired.

"Law of Probable Dispersal"

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

"Weiler's Law"

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

"The Law of Self Preservation"

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

"The Law of Common Sense"

Never accept a drink from a Poisoner.

"The Law of Avoiding Oversell"

When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

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"Sometimes you wake up from a dream. Sometimes you wake up in a dream. And sometimes, every once in a while, you wake up in someone else's dream. " 

— Richelle Mead (Succubus Blues (Georgina Kincaid, #1))

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