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What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?
Me-OW!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
Because of the bark!
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If the pen is mightier than the sword then the pencil and eraser is mightier than the pen!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?
Catillacs
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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
Put him in the front seat.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?
A hush puppy
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How is a dog like a telephone?
It has a collar I.D.
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"We may sit in our library and yet be in all quarters of the earth."
— John Lubbock (The Pleasures of Life)
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