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If you had four cookies in your lunch, and your friend took three, what would you have?
A fight
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Why did the clock get detention?
For tocking in class.
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(*_*) - Handyman husband
Wife texts her handy husband on a cold winter morning:
"WINDOWS FROZEN ~ WON'T OPEN"...
Husband texts back:
"GENTLY POUR SOME LUKEWARM WATER OVER THE EDGES AND THEN TAP EDGES SHARPLY WITH HAMMER"......
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
........."LAPTOP REALLY MESSED UP NOW."
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Where did Princess Laya go when she got pregnant?
The OBI 1 GYN
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"If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up."
— Dorothy Gambrell (Cat and Girl Volume I)
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