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Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving
Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.
Q. Why do vampires scare people?
A. They are bored to death!
Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.
Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It’s a pain in the neck.
Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Q. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem.
Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.
Q. What type of dog does every vampire have?
A. Bloodhound!
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Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory.
--Norman Vincent Peale Positive Thinking Every Day
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