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What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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What did one cow say to the other?
Mooooooove over!
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Why did the cop give a sheep a ticket?
She made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the boy take his bat to school?
His mom told him he'd better hit the books.
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Why was the lunch-room clock always behind?
Because it went back four seconds.
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"Sometimes, we just have to be happy with what people can offer us. Even if it's not what we want, at least it's something. "
— Sarah Dessen
"A library in the middle of a community is a cross between an emergency exit, a life-raft and a festival. They are cathedrals of the mind; hospitals of the soul; theme parks of the imagination. On a cold rainy island, they are the only sheltered public spaces where you are not a consumer, but a citizen instead"
— Caitlin Moran
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