Thursday, March 19, 2020

Jokes of the day

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What is black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What kind of dog always feels like it's running a fever?

A hot dog!

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