Jokes of the day

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(^_^) - Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam.

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Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living. 

Seán O'Casey

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