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How is a tree like an elephant?
They both have trunks!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
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What kind of dog has no fur and can't bark?
A hot dog
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What was the cat's favorite cereal?
Mice crispies
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"When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian."
— Joan Bauer
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