Jokes of the day

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

MOO!

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Why did the chicken cross the play ground?

To get to the other slide.

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Teacher: “Brodie, can you tell me one flying mammal?”

Brodie: “Yes, a pilot!”

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A man goes to the barber shop. He says, “Okay, I want you to cut it all at the top, but leave it uneven on the sides. Also make one sideburn longer than the other. Also make small holes on the back of my head.”

Barber: “I’m not sure if I’ll know to do a haircut like that.”

Customer: “Well, you knew how to do it the last time.”

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How do you recognize a poisonous mushroom?

By stomach cramps and possibly death.

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Some people are like wine — the older they are, the more they look like a barrel.

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An abacus is man’s best friend — you can always count on it.

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If a building has five stories, and each story has 20 steps, how many steps do you need to climb to get to the top floor?”

“All of them.”

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"Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?"

-Abraham Lincoln
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