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What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam
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What stories do the children of a ship's captain like to hear?
Ferry tales.
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What is an insect's favorite sport?
Cricket.
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How did Noah see at night?
He used flood lights.
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"If you are cold, tea will warm you;
if you are too heated, it will cool you;
If you are depressed, it will cheer you;
If you are excited, it will calm you."
— William Ewart Gladstone
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