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An overweight man was standing on the scale weighing himself when his wife came by and said,
"It doesn't do any good to suck your stomach in like that".
He told her, "It does if you if you want to see those numbers."
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What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of her uncles were ants.
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Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think.
~ Daniel Pinkwater
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