Monday, January 4, 2021

Jokes and stuff

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What happened to the man who crossed Darth Vader and a toad? 

He got Star Warts! 

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? 

Because it wasn’t peeling well! 

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Why did the bird go to the gift shop? 

Because he wanted a tweet! 

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Why did the boy keep oiling the rat? 

Because it wouldn’t stop squeaking!

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What fish like to come out at night?

Starfish! 

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What does a jelly fish have on its tummy? 

A jelly button!

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There is no great loss without some small gain.


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