Tuesday, January 12, 2021

Jokes and stuff

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Where do you find the most vampires in New York? 

The Vampire State Building! 

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Where do you get microwaves? 

Tiny beaches!

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Doctor, doctor, I've a pain at the base of my back! 

Let’s get to the bottom of this!

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What does the cat like on his hot dogs! 

Mouse-stard! 

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What do cats like to eat? 

Mice-cream!

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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”

Jack Handy

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What does the cat like on his hot dogs!    

 Mouse-stard! 

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What do cats like to eat? 

Mice-cream!

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“One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run with wooden stakes.”

 Jack Handy

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