Jokes of the day

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There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. 

They'd heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. 

They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. 

One of them said, "We're going to need an ice pick."

So they got that, and they took off. 

In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're going to need another dozen ice picks."

Well, the fellow in the shop wanted to ask some questions, but he didn't. He sold him the picks, and the old boy left.

In about an hour, he was back. Said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."

The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked, "how are you fellows doing?"

"Not very well at all," he said. "We don't even have the boat in the water yet."

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“Reading is the sole means by which we slip, involuntarily, often helplessly, into another's skin, another's voice, another's soul.” 

― Joyce Carol Oates

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“I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.” 

― Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat

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Question: What happened when Santa got a parking ticket on his sleigh? 

Answer: He got Mistle-towed!

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Lord Byron wrote:

“Words are things; and a small drop of ink,

Falling like dew upon a thought, produces

That which makes thousands, perhaps millions think.”

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