Sunday, December 13, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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Why don’t rabbits like sad movies? 

They only like movies with hoppy-endings!

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Why should you always keep glow worms in your backpack? 

They lighten your load! 

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Doctor, doctor, everyone thinks you’re a vampire! 

Necks please! 

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What happened to the man who crossed his dog with a cheetah? 

It chased cars and caught them!

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“What an astonishing thing a book is. It's a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you're inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic."

[Cosmos, Part 11: The Persistence of Memory (1980)]” 

― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

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Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Peas open the door and let me in

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“Book lovers will understand me, and they will know too that part of the pleasure of a library lies in its very existence” ~ Jan Morris


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