Thursday, December 10, 2020

Jokes and stuff

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“Homework is not an option. My bed is sending out serious nap rays. I can't help myself. The fluffy pillows and warm comforter are more powerful than I am. I have no choice but to snuggle under the covers.” 

― Laurie Halse Anderson

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Knock Knock 

Who's there? 

Handsome 

Handsome who? 

Handsome one the key so they can open the door!

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“Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.” 

― Laurell K. Hamilton, Skin Trade


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