Jokes and stuff

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Question: What nationality is Santa Claus? 

Answer: North Polish!

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Question: What kind of bird can write?

Answer: A pen-guin

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Question: What did the short candle say to the tall candle? 

Answer: “I’m going out tonight!”

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Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? 

Answer: Because he had low elf-esteem.

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Question: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a cow? 

Answer: An Eskimoo!

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Question: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? 

Answer: “Fleece Navidad!” 

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Question: What’s the best Christmas present in the world? 

Answer: A broken drum - you can't beat it.

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Question: What comes at the end of Christmas day?

Answer: The letter "y".

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I'll say knock knock and you say, who's there? I'll say control freak and you will say control freak who? O.K?

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