Thursday, January 2, 2020

Humor of the day

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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Eliminate extraneous, superfluous, unnecessary redundancy and repetition.

Middle Age is when it takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

The wages of sin depend on the deal you make with the publishers.

I have enough money to last a lifetime - as long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

Pessimist - Someone who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.

Why does opportunity knock, but temptation walks right in? 

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