Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Jokes of the day

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What kind of key do you use to open a banana?

Monkey!

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What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Straw-berries!

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"We are of opinion that instead of letting books grow moldy behind an iron grating, far from the vulgar gaze, it is better to let them wear out by being read."
— Jules Verne

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