Humor of the day

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"It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought."

-John Kenneth Galbraith

"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."

-Francious de la Rochefoucauld

"The American Way Of Life has destroyed our individuality while pretending to cater to it, and the natural interdependence of society has been compromised by the...media and the cubicle farms they call workplaces."

-Srini Kumar, unamerican.com

"What is originality? Undetected plagiarism."

-Dean William Ralph Inge

"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts."

-Albert Einstein

"All our lauded technological progress -- our very civilization - is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal."

-Albert Einstein

"In almost every act of our lives whether in the sphere of politics or business in our social conduct or our ethical thinking, we are dominated by the relatively small number of persons who understand the mental processes and social patterns of the masses. It is they who pull the wires that control the public mind."

-Edward L. Bernays

"Scientists in the 19th century postulated that in time the world would be taken over by morons. My belief is that this has actually happened, but we are now too stupid to realize it."

-Kirruth (from the web)

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