Humor/Quotes

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"You just can't escape the conclusion that half the people you know are below average."

-Scaramouche

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

-unknown


"As a connoisseur of madness, I believe we all carry the seeds of self-treachery, that we sometimes secretly seek out people who hold the keys to our own destruction."

-Cary Tennis

"Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of us are stupider than that."

-George Carlin

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

-Aldous Huxley

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."

-Vince Lombardi

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

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