Jokes of the day

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What did the skeleton buy at the market?

Spare ribs!

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What do ghosts spread on bagels?

Scream cheese!

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(*_*) - Everyday someone tells me to exercise

So, I got a dog and named it 'Twenty Miles'. This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.

Also, I renamed the john the jim, this way I can say "I've already been to the jim this morning."

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"When you are your own worst enemy, someone who tells you that other people are the cause of your problems is no friend. "

~ Thomas Sowell Quotes

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I want a happy life.

- Michelle Williams

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