Jokes of the day

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Where’s the best area for catching flatfish? 

Anywhere - there’s lots of plaices! 

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Where’s the best place to enjoy Halloween? 

Lake Eerie! 

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Which animal is the best baseball player? 

A bat! 

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Which animals howl when trees are chopped down? 

Timberrrr wolves!

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore! 

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What kind of animal says zzzzub? 

A bee flying backwards!

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For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen. 

~ Douglas Adams

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