Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Humor Quotes

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“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” – George Carlin

“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.” – Woody Allen

“I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.” – Groucho Marx

“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more. ” – Walter Matthau

“Fighting for peace is like fornication for virginity.” – George Carlin

“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.” – Woody Allen

” I`d love to work with Barbra Streisand again. In something appropriate. Perhaps, Macbeth.” – Walter Matthau

“Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn’t mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.” – Kurt Vonnegut

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