Monday, January 7, 2019

Jokes of the day

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A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancée-free.


Male deer have buck teeth.


What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.


Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.


Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive"

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