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“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
― Steven Wright
THE GNOME
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you!" asks the cat.
"A gnome" comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make annoying music at night to drive them crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"
The cat replies, "Um, I'm a gnome."
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