Jokes of the day

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When the teacher asked the class to write the longest sentence they could think of, one bright student wrote, “Life in Prison.”
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What school supply is the king of the classroom?

The ruler
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What word is always spelled wrong in the dictionary?

“Wrong”
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One student asked the other, “How old is Professor Davis?”

The other student answered, “Pretty old, I think. They said he used to teach Shakespeare.”
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