Friday, January 4, 2019

Jokes of the day ...

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Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.


My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.


Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.


I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'



What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady"


Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.

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