.
.
.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
======================
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
==========================
Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
=========================
Customer: “Do you have alligator shoes?”
Clerk: “Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?”
==========
Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
So it could hide in a cherry tree.
.
.
.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment