Jokes of the day

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray
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What do you call a muddy chicken that crosses the road, then crosses back again?
A dirty double crosser.
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Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.


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