Joke of the day

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My neighbor yelled at her kids so loud that I brushed my teeth and went to bed.


Last night a robber broke into my house looking for money and valuables so I got up and started looking with him.



"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are frequently untrue."

                                                             
Abraham Lincoln


Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?


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