Jokes of the day ...

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Two criminals with clubs went golfing, but they didn't play the fairway.


You think he can pull off those tight pants?


Whiteboards are remarkable.


What do you call two people in an ambulance?
A pair of medics.


Why does lightning shock people? Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.


*A bear walked into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer ……………………….. and some of those peanuts."
The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"



Sir Lancelot once had a very bad dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.

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