Riddles

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Q. If you take two apples from three apples, how many do you have?

A. Two.

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Q. Punctuate the following so it makes sense: “That that is is that that is not is not is not that it it is.”

A. “That that is, is; that that is not, is not. Is not that it? It is.”

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Q. Some months have 30 days. Some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

A. All of them.

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Q. A certain five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is the word?

A. Short.

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Q. An electric train is traveling northwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing southwest at 95 miles per hour. In which direction does the smoke blow?

A. There isn’t any smoke. It’s an electric train.

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