Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Jokes of the day

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What's the difference between an alien and a cookie?

Have you ever tried dunking an alien in your milk?

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What happened when the chicken decided to sleep under a car?

She woke oily the next morning!

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Where do zombies go on holiday?

The Dead Sea!

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Where did the seaweed find a job in the paper?

In the kelp wanted section!

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