Jokes of the day ...

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Question: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Answer: North Polish!
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Question: What kind of bird can write?
Answer: A pen-guin
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Question: What did the short candle say to the tall candle?
Answer: “I’m going out tonight!”
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Question: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Answer: Because he had low elf-esteem.
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Question: What do you get when you cross an Eskimo and a cow?
Answer: An Eskimoo!
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Question: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Answer: “Fleece Navidad!”
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Question: What’s the best Christmas present in the world?
Answer: A broken drum - you can't beat it.
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Question: What comes at the end of Christmas day?
Answer: The letter "y".
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Question: What did the spider want for Christmas?
Answer: A web-site!
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Question: What do elves do after school?
Answer: Their Gnomework.
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Question: Why did the thermometer break?
Answer: The temperature dropped!
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Question: What does Santa Claus plant in his garden?
Answer: Christmas bulbs!
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Question: Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
Answer: At Wool-Mart!
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Question: Why was the computer quiet on Christmas Eve?
Answer: Because, not a creature was stirring… not even a mouse!

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