Joke of the day

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(*_*) - Clever Signs


Sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver :

We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.


A sign over a Gynecologist's office:

'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'


At an Optometrist's office:

'If you don't see what you're looking for...you've come to the right place.'


On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'


On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'


On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'


In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.'


At a Car Dealership:

'The best way to get back on your feet...miss a car payment.'


Outside a Muffler Shop:

'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'


In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'


In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

'Best place in town to take a leak.'

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