Jokes of the day

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There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.

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An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

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Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.

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What do you call it when a walrus eats 500 clams?

A calamity.

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Have you got bills to pay?

If you do, please give it back. His bald head gets cold.

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