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Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces:
"I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.
Never give your uncle an anteater.
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