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Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
What's the longest piece of furniture in the world?
The multiplication table.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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