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What kind of bells do fairies prefer?
Silver or Gold?
How can we know, who can tell us?
We could ask a self identified Fairyologist
Someone who has studied fairies extensively
But half of them say definitively silver, the other half gold
In fact no one has actually seen a fairy to check their bells
We can not prove fairies even exist
There are those firm in their beliefs
That they are the fairy experts
Having read every book and treatise on fairies
Books which are rather unclear or self-contradictory
On the life and preferences of fairies
If we can't rely on Fairyologists
We have no way of knowing what fairies want
Or what they consider to be an abomination
We have to make up our own minds about fairy lore
But one thing we know for sure
It is ridiculous to get in a fist fight or war
Having people suffer and die over whether fairies
Want silver or gold bells.
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