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“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous
What has 4 legs but can’t walk?
A table!
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Why did the king draw straight lines?
Because he was the ruler!
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“Hello, I would like to try on that dress in the window please.”
“I’m afraid you’ll have to use the dressing room for that.”
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All mushrooms are edible. Some are edible only once.
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“ Son, wake up, time for school!”
“I don’t want to go! All the kids and teachers hate me!”
“But you have to go, you’re the principal!”
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My girlfriend told me she’s going to leave me because I love poker more than her. I think she’s bluffing!”
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What does a mouse say when it sees a bat?
“Look, a guardian angel!”
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Two 0s pass an 8 and whisper to each other.
“Look how tight his belt is!”
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Two matches see a needle.
“Look out, a robot!
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