Jokes and stuff

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The teacher asks Harry: "What is the closest, Australia or the moon?"

Harry, "The moon of course!"

Teacher, "Why do you think that?"

Harry, " You can see the moon from here, but not Australia!"

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A father asks his son, "So, did you like your first day of school?"

Son, "The first day?’ You mean I have to go back tomorrow?"

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Harry comes home from school and says proudly, " Mom I learned to write!"

Mom, "And what you write Harry?"

Harry, "I don't know, I haven't learned to read."

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The teacher asks Harry, " Harry, you have 14 potatoes and you have to give the same share to seven people, how do you do that?

Harry, "I would make mashed potatoes."

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