Jokes and stuff

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child went to when to a shop selling greeting cards.

Sales clerk: "What do you want?"

Child: "A 'Get well soon-but not too soon' card for my math teacher."

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James: "Did I tell you about the time when I faced a real tiger?"

Tom: "No What happened?"

James: "He stared right into my eyes and roared."

Tom: "What happened then?"

James: "I moved on to the next cage."

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Before you judge a person walk a mile in his shoes.

After that — Well, who cares? He is a mile away and you have got his shoes.

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What is the back door to a cafeteria called?

Bacteria!

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A brown bear meets a polar bear.

Brown bear: “Man, what kind of soap do you use?”

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Two snakes are talking.

First snake: “Are we poisonous snakes?”

Second snake: “I don’t think so, why?”

First snake: “Thank goodness, I just bit my tongue!”

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What gets bigger the more you take from it?

A hole!

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How long does it take for a gymnast to get to class?

A split second!

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"Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them."

— Steve Maraboli

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